Saturday night's alright for fighting, let's get a little action in.

Rough night last night. By tonight I'm probably going to feel like I lost a part of my soul... I'm going to say by around 11:05pm, but that's just a guess. But I'm sure I'll get it back. Probably in about 2-3 weeks. But that's just a hunch.

I think I need to leave New York for a few days to go get some fresh mountain air.

I'm Ron Burgundy?